Chin squarely on chest, feet up, fedora
pulled down over eyes. The telephone
hasn't rung in a month. An acrid aura
of cigarettes and residual gloom
turns everything dingy: desk and chair,
the windows and walls and the very air.
He could do with a solid client, and soon.
Beneath a pint bottle, bottom drawer,
a bundle of unopened bills attests
to the tide of ruin that laps his door.
He dozes, half-hearing the traffic's drone.
The insolent bluebottle fly that rests
like an ex-wife's taunt beside the blotter
bestirs him at last. He lifts the swatter.


A jangling ring like a detonation
snaps him awake with a violent start.
He lunges, sending the ashtray tumbling
to the tiles... Cramer Investigations,
he snarls into the mouth-piece, scrambling
to rid himself of the fiery spark
that chews a smoldering hole in his pants.
What's that? . . I doubt it . . couldn't say Bub . .
no, no . . depends on the circumstances . .
forty-five dollars a day plus expenses,
with a small retainer paid in advance . .
Yeah, likewise . .
He slams the receiver, snubs
the butt to a pulp and, with crossed feet up,
fedora pulled down, returns to his nap.


He can see at once she is pure trouble,
leaning sinuously in the open frame
of the office door with that indefinable
feline essence that some women have.
She raises a thin cigarette to lips
that bring to mind a fresh-bitten apple,
scarlet and moist with a poisonous nip.
He rises and flicks a match into flame,
extending it over the desk. She moves
like something they ought to keep behind bars
or let loose in a jungle, crossing the floor
with a smile so slight it is almost grave.
She draws at the flame till her cigarette flares
then with one cool glance she is out the door.

It's sure been a while since a gal of her
indisputably lethal caliber
displayed any interest . . . What is her game?
No seedy down-at-the-heels private eye
as disheveled as he could hope to vie
for the favor of such a dishy dame --
He takes out a Lucky and taps it twice,
then absently shoves it between his teeth
and forgets about it -- sure was a nice
little set of attributes underneath
all that shimmer and silk . . .
A man passing by
in the hallway just then hears Cramer sigh,
and then the jangling of a telephone
at which Cramer's sighing becomes a groan.


. . . to be continued











POEMS by BJ Omanson.